I feel absoluted violated Gentlemen! I have just learned that — no doubt through that dark Belgian art of Burglary! — my personal notes, my personal thoughts, indeed my daily record of my most intimated moments, has been placed up on young Master Berners-Lee's InterWeb! God's Wounds, Gentlemen! Available to all who and sundry who can follow the InformationMews to http://www.pepysdiary.com — my private moments! I realise that the Charter of the Royal Society has never included the taking up and wielding of arms, but surely you will stand with me against this affront?!